New Chromebook Repair Policy: Vendor Inserts Disappointed Tech Director Photos to "Motivate" Repair Staff NATIONAL HEADQUARTERS, CA — In a bold, if slightly unsettling, move aimed at slashing repair errors, "Chromebook Solutions Inc." (CSI), a leading supplier of K-12 educational devices, has begun attaching photographs of genuinely disappointed school tech directors to every repair ticket that enters their service centers. The company believes this new "Emotional Accountabil

Campus IT Solves Loss Problem: Distributes Styluses That Double as Disposable Vaping Devices STATE COLLEGE, PA—In a revolutionary, if deeply bizarre, attempt to combat the epidemic of lost and stolen tech accessories, the Information Technology (IT) department has launched a pilot program distributing a new, dual-purpose accessory: a precision stylus that also functions as a disposable, nicotine-containing vape pen. The goal, according to IT Director Brett Thorne, is to lever

Vendor Battles Post-RFP "Survivor's Guilt," Struggles to Enjoy Hard-Won Contract Vendor Battles Post-RFP "Survivor's Guilt," Struggles to Enjoy Hard-Won Contract SILICON VALLEY WEST, CA—In a surprising emotional fallout from the hyper-competitive world of EdTech procurement, Kevin Chang, the Regional Sales Director for "FutureLearn Systems," is reportedly suffering from acute "RFP Survivor's Guilt." Chang's company recently clinched a coveted multi-million dollar contract wit

"No Chromebook Left Behind": Tech Departments Adopt NCLB Inspired Policy for Relentless Device Reuse MIDDLETON, IL— In a surprising and...

Tech Director Lays Network Cable to Slay "Minotaur" of School's Looming Tech Issue LABYRINTH HIGH, AZ —In a desperate,...

New State Mandate: Charter Schools to Automatically Deduct 30% from Standardized Test Scores to Match Funding Discrepancy Chicago, IL—In...

Student Council Moves to Ban AI, Citing Threat to "Smartest Kid in Class" Monopoly EVERGREEN HIGH, CA —In a controversial, albeit...

School Tech Departments Unleash "The Charging Port Challenge" to Save Devices from TikTok Mayhem Valley Springs School District, TN —In a...

"Rosie the Router": School Districts Launch WWII-Style Tech "War Effort" Amid Staffing Crisis LIBERTY FALLS, MA—With school technology...

In a Final, Desperate Act, Outgoing Department of Education Buys TikTok In Order to Abolish It Sparing Schools Billions in Chromebook...

Local Tech Directors Secretly Rooting for "Mildly Disruptive" Pandemic 2.0 SUBURBIA, USA—Whispers from school districts nationwide...

Groundbreaking Study Confirms: Tech Department "Burnout" Closely Linked to... Working in a Tech Department ACADEMIA, CA—In a revelation...

Stealth Ops at EdTechTechCon: Tech Directors Master Art of Vendor Evasion ORLANDO, FL—EdTechTechCon 2025, one of the nation's premier...

"Heckle & Hurl" Tactics Emerge as Small Districts Sabotage Big-City Bond Measures METROPOLIS, GA—A bizarre new trend is sweeping the K-12...

District Tech Department Elevates Vendor Calls to "Red Alert" Cyber Threat Level SILICON VALLEY WEST, CA—In a move that cybersecurity...

Students Invent New Sport: "Chromebook-a-pult" Greensdale , OR — The Greensdale School District is once again in the throes of...

Tech Department Fights to Keep Students “Apprentices,” Calls New Regulations a “Coup” MIDDLEBURROW, IL — The Middleburrow School...

SCHOOL TECH DEPT RELEASES EERILY COMPLEX BUDGET EQUATION FUELED ENTIRELY BY ENERGY DRINK CONSUMPTION MAPLE STREAM, AR —The Maple Stream...

LOCAL SCHOOL TECH DIRECTOR FACES DIPLOMATIC CRISIS AS TEACHERS REFUSE TO ‘DE-LEGACY-FY’ THEIR LAPTOPS Chester Ridge, MN — A routine...