New Chromebook Repair Policy: Vendor Inserts Disappointed Tech Director Photos to "Motivate" Repair Staff NATIONAL HEADQUARTERS, CA — In a bold, if slightly unsettling, move aimed at slashing repair errors, "Chromebook Solutions Inc." (CSI), a leading supplier of K-12 educational devices, has begun attaching photographs of genuinely disappointed school tech directors to every repair ticket that enters their service centers. The company believes this new "Emotional Accountabil

Campus IT Solves Loss Problem: Distributes Styluses That Double as Disposable Vaping Devices STATE COLLEGE, PA—In a revolutionary, if deeply bizarre, attempt to combat the epidemic of lost and stolen tech accessories, the Information Technology (IT) department has launched a pilot program distributing a new, dual-purpose accessory: a precision stylus that also functions as a disposable, nicotine-containing vape pen. The goal, according to IT Director Brett Thorne, is to lever

"No Chromebook Left Behind": Tech Departments Adopt NCLB Inspired Policy for Relentless Device Reuse MIDDLETON, IL— In a surprising and...

Tech Director Lays Network Cable to Slay "Minotaur" of School's Looming Tech Issue LABYRINTH HIGH, AZ —In a desperate,...

School Tech Departments Unleash "The Charging Port Challenge" to Save Devices from TikTok Mayhem Valley Springs School District, TN —In a...

"Rosie the Router": School Districts Launch WWII-Style Tech "War Effort" Amid Staffing Crisis LIBERTY FALLS, MA—With school technology...

Students Invent New Sport: "Chromebook-a-pult" Greensdale , OR — The Greensdale School District is once again in the throes of...

LOCAL SCHOOL TECH DIRECTOR FACES DIPLOMATIC CRISIS AS TEACHERS REFUSE TO ‘DE-LEGACY-FY’ THEIR LAPTOPS Chester Ridge, MN — A routine...