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EdTech Vendor Battles Post-RFP Trauma
Vendor Battles Post-RFP "Survivor's Guilt," Struggles to Enjoy Hard-Won Contract Vendor Battles Post-RFP "Survivor's Guilt," Struggles to Enjoy Hard-Won Contract SILICON VALLEY WEST, CA—In a surprising emotional fallout from the hyper-competitive world of EdTech procurement, Kevin Chang, the Regional Sales Director for "FutureLearn Systems," is reportedly suffering from acute "RFP Survivor's Guilt." Chang's company recently clinched a coveted multi-million dollar contract wit
Ryan Heineman
Nov 63 min read


No "Chromebook" Left Behind
"No Chromebook Left Behind": Tech Departments Adopt NCLB Inspired Policy for Relentless Device Reuse MIDDLETON, IL— In a surprising and...
Ryan Heineman
Oct 103 min read


Tech Director Fights Looming Tech Minotaur
Tech Director Lays Network Cable to Slay "Minotaur" of School's Looming Tech Issue LABYRINTH HIGH, AZ —In a desperate,...
Ryan Heineman
Sep 263 min read


Hopes for "Mild Pandemic" Increase
Local Tech Directors Secretly Rooting for "Mildly Disruptive" Pandemic 2.0 SUBURBIA, USA—Whispers from school districts nationwide...
Ryan Heineman
Sep 192 min read


Tech Department "Burnout" Closely Linked to...
Groundbreaking Study Confirms: Tech Department "Burnout" Closely Linked to... Working in a Tech Department ACADEMIA, CA—In a revelation...
Ryan Heineman
Sep 192 min read


Tech Budget Fueled by Energy Drinks
SCHOOL TECH DEPT RELEASES EERILY COMPLEX BUDGET EQUATION FUELED ENTIRELY BY ENERGY DRINK CONSUMPTION MAPLE STREAM, AR —The Maple Stream...
Ryan Heineman
Sep 192 min read


K-12 Trade Wars
LOCAL SCHOOL TECH DIRECTOR FACES DIPLOMATIC CRISIS AS TEACHERS REFUSE TO ‘DE-LEGACY-FY’ THEIR LAPTOPS Chester Ridge, MN — A routine...
Ryan Heineman
Sep 192 min read
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