Underfunded School District Turns to "Scam-Baiting" to Boost Budgets EVERGREEN HILLS, CA—Facing unprecedented budget cuts and the looming threat of eliminating essential arts programs (and possibly indoor plumbing), the Evergreen Hills School District (EHSD) has reportedly launched a radical new fundraising initiative: actively engaging with online scammers to illicitly "reclaim" funds for educational purposes. Dubbed "Operation Robin Hood-ish," the controversial strategy aim

Vendor Battles Post-RFP "Survivor's Guilt," Struggles to Enjoy Hard-Won Contract Vendor Battles Post-RFP "Survivor's Guilt," Struggles to Enjoy Hard-Won Contract SILICON VALLEY WEST, CA—In a surprising emotional fallout from the hyper-competitive world of EdTech procurement, Kevin Chang, the Regional Sales Director for "FutureLearn Systems," is reportedly suffering from acute "RFP Survivor's Guilt." Chang's company recently clinched a coveted multi-million dollar contract wit

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Tech Director Lays Network Cable to Slay "Minotaur" of School's Looming Tech Issue LABYRINTH HIGH, AZ —In a desperate,...

Local Tech Directors Secretly Rooting for "Mildly Disruptive" Pandemic 2.0 SUBURBIA, USA—Whispers from school districts nationwide...

Groundbreaking Study Confirms: Tech Department "Burnout" Closely Linked to... Working in a Tech Department ACADEMIA, CA—In a revelation...

SCHOOL TECH DEPT RELEASES EERILY COMPLEX BUDGET EQUATION FUELED ENTIRELY BY ENERGY DRINK CONSUMPTION MAPLE STREAM, AR —The Maple Stream...

LOCAL SCHOOL TECH DIRECTOR FACES DIPLOMATIC CRISIS AS TEACHERS REFUSE TO ‘DE-LEGACY-FY’ THEIR LAPTOPS Chester Ridge, MN — A routine...