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Malware: Schools on the Offensive
Underfunded School District Turns to "Scam-Baiting" to Boost Budgets EVERGREEN HILLS, CA—Facing unprecedented budget cuts and the looming threat of eliminating essential arts programs (and possibly indoor plumbing), the Evergreen Hills School District (EHSD) has reportedly launched a radical new fundraising initiative: actively engaging with online scammers to illicitly "reclaim" funds for educational purposes. Dubbed "Operation Robin Hood-ish," the controversial strategy aim
Ryan Heineman
Dec 10, 20253 min read


State Mandate Hurts Charters
New State Mandate: Charter Schools to Automatically Deduct 30% from Standardized Test Scores to Match Funding Discrepancy Chicago, IL—In...
Ryan Heineman
Sep 24, 20252 min read


Student Council Moves to Ban AI
Student Council Moves to Ban AI, Citing Threat to "Smartest Kid in Class" Monopoly EVERGREEN HIGH, CA —In a controversial, albeit...
Ryan Heineman
Sep 24, 20253 min read


DOE Takes TikTok Down With The Ship
In a Final, Desperate Act, Outgoing Department of Education Buys TikTok In Order to Abolish It Sparing Schools Billions in Chromebook...
Ryan Heineman
Sep 19, 20252 min read


School Board Meltdown
"Heckle & Hurl" Tactics Emerge as Small Districts Sabotage Big-City Bond Measures METROPOLIS, GA—A bizarre new trend is sweeping the K-12...
Ryan Heineman
Sep 19, 20252 min read


Tech Departments Fight Child Labor Policy
Tech Department Fights to Keep Students “Apprentices,” Calls New Regulations a “Coup” MIDDLEBURROW, IL — The Middleburrow School...
Ryan Heineman
Sep 19, 20252 min read
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